Why don't men understand that when they say 'What's wrong?' and we say "nothing" we ACTUALLY mean, you snore, you leave the toilet seat up, your mother's driving me insane AND you going out for "A PINT" on a friday and returning sunday afternoon asking 'what's wrong?' is not the way to show you care! If one pint gets you in that much of a state and takes 48 hours to consume then its no wonder women have trouble parking cars as a pint must be at least the size of of a small tibetan community so an inch?? well let's not even go there lol
When you ask 'what do you want for your birthday?' and we say 'nothing' if you take this as the actual truth you are probably in for a night to remember consisting of deathly silences, evil glares and when we are angry and stressed out enough several pieces of smashed crockery and insults about you and every member of your family!!
And Why oh why oh why would smiles, long walks on the beach, holding hands and watching the sun go down before talking endlessly all night about our hopes and dreams turn into a desired night of promised romance consisting of a Premier football match, a four pack of beer and a number of the local curry house?
Are you starting to see where the problem lay??
I know your going to say we nag, we are to bossy, too demanding and turning into our mothers BUT getting up for work, falling over your dirty trainers, finding the toilet seat up, the toothpaste squeezed in the middle, the empty milk carton in the fridge and the car keys in your dirty jeans that just didnt quite make it to the laundry basket all before 7am is enough to drive the quietest most timid creature into a snarling, raging, PMT filled maniac that resembles the incredible hulk on a bad day and you open your eyes and say 'what's wrong?' Our reply??? "NOTHING!" lol
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